A 75 year-old man goes to his doctor for a check-up

Doctor: “You’re doing fairly well for your age.”

Patient: “You think I’ll live to be 80?”

Doctor: “Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer?”

Patient: “No, I’ve never done either.”

Doctor: “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”

Patient: “No, red meat is unhealthy!”

Doctor: “Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, such as playing golf?”

Patient: “No, I don’t.”

Doctor: “Do you gamble, drive fast cars or fool around with sexy women?”

Patient: “No, never!”

Doctor: “Then why do you want to live to be 80?”

Probably the most anticipated movie in 2015!

A Homeless Man Knocks On A Woman’s Door

A homeless man knocks on a woman’s door.

“Think you could spare a few bucks? Maybe some food?”

The woman thinks to herself for a few seconds, then says, “You could do some handy work around here. I’ll give you $30 if you paint my porch. There’s some green paint and a brush right around the corner there, have at it.”

He thanks her, and heads towards the bucket. She returns inside and resumes her knitting. After about an hour, she gets up to check on his progress. She sees no man, and the porch hasn’t been touched. Just then, she hears knocking again at her door.

She is greeted by the same man, green paint splattered on his clothes and in his beard, a wide grin on his face.

“All done ma’am. And by the way, it’s a Cadillac, not a Porsche.”

Images that will perk your mood

 

 

 

Now that’s an apple watch

Lying grade school style

Yeah dragons are real

Perfect shot

C’mon??

Who want some?

Now I know who came out first

Isn’t that adorable?

The moment you realize someone’s peeing on the water

Perfect catch

There you go Patrick

Life cycle of a toothbrush

Who said iphones aren’t user-friendly?

Moment of truth

Illusion at its best

Here kitty kitty kitty

Meanwhile in…..

Warning!

Yo Dad!

Who wanna try?

Getting ready for halloween

This is how you do it

Greatest duo of all time

My Version of FREE Practical Life Tips

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this is Bob Ellis' page

 

1. You can “rewire” your brain to be happy by simply recalling 3 things you’re grateful for every day for 21 days.
2. When an elderly person can’t hear you, speak deeper, not louder. This will make it much easier for them to hear.
3. When a bag of chips is stuck in a vending machine, don’t buy the same bag again to unjam it, buy something above it.
4. Hate how videos automatically play on Facebook? Turn them off by going to Facebook.com/settings and then go to “videos” and switch the tab “off”
5. Do this for 21 days, you’ll be surprised how good you feel. No candies, no cakes, No chips, no white breads, No fast foods, No chocolates, No ice cream.
6. As much as you hate them, cold showers are much better for your hair and skin.
7. Forgiveness can actually has health benefits. It can reduce the risk of heart attacks…

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